This is It.........2012.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Am I a hypochondriac or a paranoid ass of a bitch.You'll be glad to know...
I'm both.
I was reading the New Paper's article on the apocalypse on a predicted solar storm which will kill the earth's technology (goodbye iPod, hello minstrels.) and stuff and how the people will be in hunger and thirst. Yadda yadda. Honestly I don't really care about the New Paper. It's crap piece of trash with most writers writing mediocre articles. But this piece caught my eye not because it was very well written (in fact, it was really it's usual crap-O.) but it reminded me on the documentary on the Aztec prediction on how the world will end in 2012 on December 21. Their predictions have been spot on so far or so I heard, their only mistake and a real fatal one was the predictions of some white guy who will be their saviour. Yeeaa......They saw their knight in shiny armour alright. The Spainiards. Guess what happened? Aztec Massacare. Not the kind of knight shiny armour kinda image I would picture, but point is......They did predict of some white guy in their future (So does the SPGs flogging down Clark Quay, kinda think of it.) so there must be some truths in their predictions right?
So ya peeps....why bother trying to loose weight? We'll have to by default anyway with the predicted shortage of food and water. Why bother learning to drive? What we really need is to learn how to ride a horse. (Orchard Towers has many.) Build a carriage. Follow Noah. He built his Ark way before the great flood, but he was prepared. In the end who had the last laugh?? Him. Who survived? Him. Who died on ugly drowning? The rest of the world. (Hint: Paris Hilton)
So my fellow sufferers of the capitalistic world, live free and and burn well (oh you will.....with the solar storm.). Count your blessing if you live to 2013.