It's Valentine's Day!!
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Work was a reall crapper today. Well considering that it was crap for the past few days, I'm surprise I'm still having constipation. I can't wait for my AL. So in order to destress myself, I decided to walk down Orchard Road and "Window Shop". I just bought my march issue of Martha Stewart's Living and my Neil Gaiman's issue 7 of the Sandman comics. When it comes to food though, know when's the good time to go food hunting? Yeap!! Valentine's day!!! Why? They have all those couple discounts at a cheap rate like 2 for the price of 1. Blah Blah.....Orchard was filled with couples. Gays, lesbians, pseudo-gays, pseudo-lesbians, incestuous looking couples, straight couples, androgynous couples, you name it, they got it. It's so sad Valentine's Day is so commercialised. Those idiotic marketing asses just can't settle with killing Christmas. Just picture a scene with St. Valentine (that the supposed patron saint for Valentine's Day) and his conversation with God.
God: Look at those immorals fornicating like there's no tomorrow in your honour.
St. Valentine:My lord, I have no idea it would turn out that way. I just taught them to love one another, not fornicate one another!
St. Patrick: At least they make love! I save one country from serpents, and on my Day, they just get drunk drinking Guiness and release their own serpents by pissing on the streets!!
Commercialisation just kills everything.